I was surprised by how emotional the game was for me.

Turns out deserts are actually pretty boring.

“Stop posting it, it’s not funny anymore.”

Mine’s sitting right next to my Ouya.

You’d think they’d be more concerned with the effects of improper industrial waste disposal on fauna.

Somebody on the Wolfenstein team needs to call up Arkane to get some tips on environmental storytelling.

I built a fort out of mine!

...what?

5th Gear: In between this and the grid girls post, there’s just a liiiiitle bit too much Splinter in my Jalopnik today.

GAME

If a bad thing happens, and it can be attributed to either human stupidity or human malice, 99% of the time it will be stupidity.

Jesus, that’s awful. Here’s hoping for some quick resolution for this.

I’m not going to vandalize these things you weirdo.

Do you know what hyperbole is?

Obviously I never claimed that petty vandalism would stop any of that. I merely observed that this project seems a like the kind of tone-deaf venture that Silicon Valley is increasingly known for.

It’s like a movie theater floor that you can swim around in.

I see a rolling symbol of the divide between the rich and the poor in one of the most unequal regions of the country, and I am coming to an obvious conclusion about what will probably happen to it.

Wear a mask.

The cameras can also be spray-painted

Just looking at this thing makes me want to tag it with spray paint. They’re going to need some sort of electric shock/flame thrower/trunk monkey security system to keep these things from being abused.