Banning ICEs in California is smart only if you’re Jerry Brown and you don’t have to worry about actually following through with it. EVs don’t have nearly enough public acceptance for this to be politically viable.

This is weird. I’m sold on buying a Rebel 500 for my first bike, but these sponsored posts make me feel like I’m a retroactive victim of marketing, so now I feel a little ashamed?

Sucks for Uber, but ride-sharing is a business model that is in high demand. I wouldn’t confuse the fortunes of one company (albeit the largest) with the value of the service itself.

I think the idea is that we should treasure what brings us together instead of using it to drive us further apart.

I’m pretty certain that I’d get in an accident if I was playing with an iPad while driving.

Guess that right is an argument for keeping some road flares in your kit.

Cheyenne? I was hoping it would go to Jackson...

Right now there’s a nutritional chemist sitting in a toilet stall at Taco Bell HQ, with his head in his hands, quietly repeating to himself: “I just wanted to feed people, I just wanted to feed people, I just wanted to feed people...”

“Ma’am, I take my work seriously. Last holiday event a designer got a little too enthusiastic with Symmetra and we were scrambling to shave a few degrees from McCree and Zarya to compensate. We even had to shift Mei’s coat down a few inches to cover up her flat-as-a-frying-pan keister. Missed my kid’s first baseball…

...bitter?

“Well, we can take a look at it, but I might need to break out the ol’ protractor and measure Tara’s hindquarters. After the Tracer fiasco, we’re only permitted so many radians of butt in the line-up, and Widowmaker takes up damn near half of them.”

“Grand Admiral Rustynail, the human has done as commanded! Soon all the land stompers shall embark upon their travels without their infernal rubber shields!”

Man, I miss Hawkmoon...

Eh, it’s not bad. I get the concept and the writing quality is fine, but it’s just a little too artsy for its own good.

I like to drop a few slices of American cheese into a bowl, sprinkle them liberally with Tobasco sauce, and then stick it in the microwave until melted. Olay!

Ok, but what’s its score? 8.5/10?

If you think getting a job as an ex-con is tough, try being a pre-con.

Honestly, it’s easier to just not give a shit.

It tells way too much about the Outsider and the Void. Mystery is a big part of the series, and explaining it too much removes some of its impact.

They should have gone back to Dunwall.