“Let me tell you this: one phone call. That’s what it will take me to solve this problem.”

Do we have audio of the sigh of disappointment from the crowd?

I thought the problem was EVs’ continued reliance on subsidies and tax rebates?

Wouldn’t the video card dictate most of the FPS? I feel like I could do this just by looking at benchmarks and tossing in the appropriate card for the games desired.

I feel like I’m going to have plenty of opportunity to repost this:

“Hey there! How the fuck are ya?” works for me for most everything.

You know, I think you guys are happier to be critics than to actually wield power. For all the hyperventilating about Trump, I can’t help but feel that some part of you is happy to be back in your comfort zone of biting, yet ultimately irrelevant, snark.

Play Squad or Project Reality to build up a resistance.

You...I like you.

Strategy #5:

Hold on, let me go see if I hate lobbyists more than Tesla fanboys...

He’s no Captain Basch, that’s for certain.

“Now, some of your may be asking how an under-armed and under-armored ship with an inferior sensor package and light crew manning could be so expensive. Well, the simple answer is -”

I feel that everyone in that company is just waiting for someone to be the first person to say “Wait! This is bullshit!”

4chan is blowing up

9/10

Do...do those kids even know what Final Fantasy VII is?

Jalopnike gets a little twitchy when someone criticizes Tesla.

They were asked to say something, they didn’t just toss their opinion out there.