Do...do those kids even know what Final Fantasy VII is?

Jalopnike gets a little twitchy when someone criticizes Tesla.

They were asked to say something, they didn’t just toss their opinion out there.

Are you trying out for Fusion or something?

Wow, it’s like the KKK isn’t relevant...

“I’m Basch fon Ronsenburg”

Obviously Mike Pence is playing 3D chess and educating the American public about spacecraft construction via unconventional means. Way to play into his greasy hands.

Endless Space 2. Horatio is stepping on my shit and I’m about to wipe his pretty face off the cosmos.

“Intimidating women is OK when we do it.”

After having that double-handjob pic up for so long, I don’t particularly feel like grabbing those joy-cons right now.

After having that double-handjob pic up for so long, I don’t particularly feel like grabbing those joy-cons right…

Yeah, Ark is great.

Have you considered gittin’ gud?

This does technically represent a reduction in drone firepower.

I wonder where Tesla would be right now if they had just embraced being a niche luxury car company.

“What’s the green-looking house?”

I’m sure every New Yorker has a scapegoat for what turned them into a sociopath.

Works for Elon...

Brain slugs confirmed

Somewhere in Blizz HQ there is almost certainly a wall that is like this:

Given the volume of Trump-CNN memes in my Twitter feed, we should probably start calling the “Streisand effect” the “CNN effect”.