Fucking Christ, everytime I see those two swords I reinstall the game.

“...borders are human-made concepts designed to divide us”

For what it’s worth, I wish everyone didn’t hate each other so much.

Maybe. Keep getting hung up by wondering what it would feel like if it were happeneing to my house.

Yeah, dunno who else it could be. I guess it ticks the “controversy” box...

Montana’s actually pretty nice. What’s going on in Montana that needs me to go on a killing spree?

Given that the effects are functionally the same are regular graffiti, if it is legal, it won’t be for long.

I thought it was called Stardew Valley?

You added it because you got my point.

Go ahead and do a Google search for “unpaid internship” in NYC, San Francisco, or any other bastion of forward-thinking employment.

Uh-huh. Where were you when Obama disclosed the UK’s nuclear strength to Russia?

It’s futile to dress it up behind medical beds, doctors, and syringes. Why not reinstate the firing squad? It’s certainly cheaper. Definitely quicker and more certain. I’m sure the gunshots would have a profound psychological impact on the rest of the inmates too.

Can they rename it to “Kill or be Slaughtered”?

Bayonetta 2 on Swiiiiiiiiiiitch!

I hope you’re ready for Kingdom Hearts 2.73 e^22: Cucumber Salad Memories

It’s always nice when the legal answer to one of these questions is “laugh into the phone until they hang up.”

Ha ha ha! What a zinger!

I want to buy this car and use it to fight crime somehow.

On the other hand, as a proud member of the .03% of players who don’t watch the games they play, I can attest that my teammates are really upset at me.

You know what? I like this guy.