4th Gear: California stop it, you’re drunk.

Maybe it’s the colors, but I feel like it should be driven by an eccentric scientist-adventurer wearing a top hat with copper pipes that belch steam.

PROTIP: Play the clip muted

Good for customers, and great for aspiring hairstylists with crippling social anxiety!

They’re also checking a box telling me to drive where they want me to drive.  I’m still confused as to how this is undermining my personhood, or whatever.

If a customer tells me they’d prefer not to talk, I wouldn’t really take it personally. There’s a million reasons why someone might just want to be in their own head for a bit that don’t imply that I’m less than human.

Indeed, a tiny notice on your phone to please be quiet is horrifying.  I don’t understand how these people can muster the willpower to keep going without driving their car off a cliff.

Crayons are non-toxic, but I’m not going to fucking eat one.

Who are the asshats passing judgement on restaurant owners by the sheer happenstance of whoever decides to eat at their establishments?

Maybe it really is the Joker and he’s not as bad as everyone thought.

Personally I think this is huge. Keeping kids off of soda is going to pay dividends in a few decades in terms of health. Hopefully that percentage keeps shrining.

This is actually worse, because it means that she doesn’t own her actions. Frankly I think her having an emotional breakdown at the sight of her boyfriend getting killed and then freaking out is more sexist than what they did.

Freedom 1, Terrorists 0

OK, but I feel like there should be a size limit.  A deuce and a half is a neat truck, but parked on suburban street it becomes irritating.

Not everything is about rape, my good sir.

UPDATE: Police are now reporting that at the time of the arrest, the suspect was found severely beaten and barely conscious. The investigation into the subsequent assault is apparently stymied as the only witnesses to the crime, several CostCo employees handing out free samples of frozen appetizers and baked goods at…

Does your fancy new insurance service have an algorithm for this?

It is controlling when everyone is trying to discuss Wendy’s spicy nuggets and you’re stomping your feet calling us rape enablers for it.

By your logic, any instance that you are not presently discussing stopping rape implies that you are condoning it.

At least I’m not pretending that I’m fighting rape by scolding the Wendy’s twitter account.