It’s a poor joke, but my interpretation is that it’s less about being able to do something about people in customer service type jobs as it is about the foolishness of believing that you should have the power to cost someone their job over some minor thing. 

Social media, y’all.

Solo was good.

So, Couple Retreats.

Accidentally typing “0" instead of “o” can happen (they’re right next to each other) but I never thought I’d see it happen twice in rapid succession.

Was Martin Short not available?

Wait til you see the worms.

Teal Seam 6

Christ Martin?

Oh, sure, now you people are OK with African and South American immigrants.

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The Onion’s Our Dumb Century entry for 1916:

I LIVVVVVE

“When given a chance to create her own video game, Courtney looks to real-life heroes—like her mom, who’s running for mayor, as well as the astronauts on the Space Shuttle Challenger.”

It’s a fucking banger

˙ǝɹɐʍʇɟos uoᴉʇɐlsuɐɹʇ-oʇnɐ ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʎɐd oʇ dɐǝɥɔ ooʇ ʇsnɾ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ

“Oy, Bruce. Sheila just pokey’d me on Facebooky.”