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whyohwhykinja

Like my old boss used to say, if you don’t want to read a silly story ‘bout Nolan, you better keep scrollin’.

Try it with The The. Worst Band name for googling ever.

They should have upgraded to Dixie Starship.

She almost certainly stole a necklace though I've yet to prove it.

By chance did they get -

Bless your heart. Check the username.

I think the Forrest statue should be replaced with a box of chocolates. 

People in 2020 really do not get context do they? Just “this #problematic word was uttered, attack mode engaged.” How do you come away from that SNL thinking he was elated that Trump won? And yeah, Chappelle has never shied away from talking about how he’s rich and black, and even a bigot. That’s part of his bit.

There is always going to be a market somewhere for an asshole, and they could appear anywhere.  I swear there were assholes in my cereal this morning!  The box said “Cheerios” but I know what I saw.

If I didn’t know better, I would be tempted to think that reality shows elevate and glorify awful people for entertainment purposes.

He also knows a thing or two about raining blows upon his opponents.

Her maid didn't answer the phone.

Sally sounds like a diva, which is a female version of a hustler 

True fact* — CS Lewis had the procedure after a failed encounter with Jane Moore, the 45 year old mother of an army friend who was killed in WWI. The pain of the operation and Moore’s taunting reference to “Mr. Tumescent” ringing in his ears, Lewis hid in a wardrobe for months, leading to the idea of half-man, half

Whenever I read about Criminal Minds I immediately think “Unsub, unsub, unsub, here an unsub, there an unsub, everywhere unsub unsub ...”

I once spent an evening in a dingy hotel room in Madagascar watching episodes of Criminal Minds dubbed into French while I rode out a wave of food poisoning that left me puking my guts out every 10 minutes. Now I can’t flip past re-runs of the show without feeling a little queasy.

Why are you afraid of that character trait? Chicken?