I’m Polish and Baby Got Back is forever etched into my mind because I watched a TV station called Hyper. Hyper featured video game content - reviews and gameplay vids/glorified FMVs of vidya - and for a lot of Polish kids like me in the early 00s it was the only way to have contact with console games. Someone set…

Jim Bakker turned into a dirty Q-Tip so slowly I barely noticed.

Do you need to speak to his manager?

Oh my god, Becky, look at her politics. They are so infantilizing. She looks like one of those Republican guys’ girlfriends. Who understands those Republican guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total pro-gun nut. I mean, her politics, they’re just so infantilizing. I can’t believe they’re just so...…

Just in time for them to say they’re ashamed of another Republican President! Hurray!

“Don’t get caulky, kid!” ~ Harrison Ford, retiling George Lucas’ bathroom

CBS: Well it’d be a lot cheaper just to air the reruns we have the rights to ...

RUN COWARD!

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Frankenstein’s Monster, oddly enough. You’d think he’d be gross but they salted and seasoned him just enough to cure the meat.

It’s not her friends that are gaslighting her though. I think this is one of the rare circumstances where the term is used correctly. In the original movie, the main guy is doing things like flickering the lights, then telling his wife that he didn’t see anything when she questions it, which makes her feel crazy.

Yeah, but if you zoom in, you’ll see she’s just writing “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

'Return to Oz' gives it a run for its money.

I can’t remember either.  Hmmm.

Definitely a comment Sam meant for you to take 100 percent seriously and was the point of the article.

Maybe just lie down on it for 18 hours at a time.

“You know what’s a great way to celebrate Black History Month? Direct people to white authors who were writing about white people but pretend they maybe *could* have been writing about black people.”

Sure, but you gotta admit “The problem was that at the time CD-ROMS were very slow and they didn’t know how the game would run on them or if it was even would be playable. At the time they couldn’t just burn it onto a CD and test so they had to program it on hard drives and come up with cool ways for the data to…