I’m getting some serious “Bye Bye Man” vibes from this review. Adding Blumhouse to the title is... just baffling.

I say the left blob is a caveman Sideshow Bob with a club. What could the right blob be?

Frank Stallone was on several episodes of “The Smoking Gun presents World’s Dumbest...” — but not as subject matter.

I fear the desire to update the constitution to allow Ahnold to become president will surely pave the way for PewDiePie to become future U.S President (darkest timeline, etc.)

Check out A Flock Of Seagal’s “I Ran” on Spotify today!

Maybe Rachel Talalay can work this into some sort of “Ghost in the Machine” reimagining?

Also: in Hollywood movie land, glasses = unattractive, so Meg having glasses is an easy solution. Source: Not Another Teen Movie

As an atheist child oblivious to Christianity, I enjoyed the Narnia books except for the Last Battle, which seemed on a recent re-read to be “a bunch of bad stuff happened and the protagonists were pointless”.

Just for fun, watch any Death Wish movie (or any Bronson revenge-fest) and replace the protagonist’s vocals with those of the Cookie Monster

Hmmm.... does Papa Johns use Hormel toppings?

Good profile pic / comment synergy (???)

“I know what you’re thinking: “Did he fire six farts or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44" Buttock, the most powerful ass in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’…

They accidentally the two typos.

Corn is definitely a thing for Japanese pizza toppings:

Spinnaker (not to be confused with Spinmaker) released “Below The Root” via Windham, which was an enjoyable adventure game with light platforming elements.

You mean they should be the Cleveland Brown Spiders...?

I have a sneaking feeling that they’re purposefully inserting stuff like this just to piss off logical thinking, but this scene made me smile on the inside because it was so goofy.

Imagine how hard it would be to create an authentic, specific gesture of this kind, from long ago in a galaxy far away, and yet still be understood by modern audiences?

“Paging Preparation Heche... will Dr. Heche please come to the comments section?”

Bower birds are pretty dope.