Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Most people are not REALLY into board games.

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

/gets traded to the Detroit Ligers

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

Good to see that Tim Tebow isn’t the only one walking around with single A written all over him.

Hm, yes, definitely we should amend the site to the preferences of “bringbackclaytravis”

I mainly use Twitter so I end up seeing them there. Curt Schilling is my main source for memes on Facebook, however.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

If you think it’s bad now, old Milwaukee is an even shittier bucket of piss.

No, I’m advocating treating lying like it is against the rules of the debate. A referee will step in, pause a fight, and announce a penalty if a boxer throws a rabbit punch; the other boxer is not responsible for pointing the rabbit punch out to the judges.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Looks like basketball might not be the only sport being “taught at Stanford” this semester.

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”

Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.