oh, shut up. haven't you been watching the christians' anti-abortion, pro-marriage screed disguised as glee for latinas?

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i really miss the popcorn macarons at this grocery store in queens. they were amazing. the most beautiful surprise. they weren't popular enough (just kind of a scary concept, so no one tried them) to keep making or selling. i want them forever.

elephants also go on rampages because they're fed up with humans treating them badly. we really do underestimate animals' interactions with the world. one reason people like to maintain that distance between themselves and their food? to keep their food food. it's not as easy to eat for people today if they look at it…

oh, they do! 50 years or so in captivity.

i'm pretty sure she'd make the same observation i did:

whew. thanks. i was pretty sure they were potato, but wow, hash browns and fries!?

no, it isn't. the waffles look terrifying, like molded chicken pieces.

i would definitely feel grossed out and fucking terrified if i accidentally clicked on child porn. i just don't hear that story going around, and it would spread like wildfire. the government would shut down whatever they could control, and the internet would be a very different place than it is.

i'm not sure where your interpretation comes from; it seems to me he's got no problem with his friend checking out teenage girls. he says that the site advertised 16-year-old girls quite blatantly (...in which country?), then defends his friend. it's clear that he views 16-year-old girls as suitable mates for grown…

that's why she's important. we need to remind ourselves of how dangerous absolute power is. anybody else singing with their heads in the oven? eating tomato peel off your cheeks?

yeah, she was a sociopath. what i find interesting is that she was supposed to be extremely logical. her points are really just absurd, speculative, and not grounded in reality—total mental case, since she had the brain and the knowledge to actually assess and arrive at logical conclusions. her words are loaded.…

she's relevant. oh, she's relevant. she's a cautionary tale. we're lucky she wasn't born in a smaller country with a penis; we'd be examining her as a horrific, sadistic dictator.

if only it were that easy. if only all sociopaths adopted her as their god so we'd always know where they are. RIP, westboro.

yeah, she's clearly not so intelligent, despite being an intellectual. huge difference. she makes some of the dumbest claims; i have never read, so maybe i am just dumb, a word condemning tribal life as "people too stupid to claim property."

but her idea of utopia is clearly the work of someone with diminished capacity. there's no way in hell a good 70% of the population in this day and age would ditch their own children for not meeting the minimum intellectual capacity. that alone shows that ayn rand was probably a sociopath. she couldn't accept that as…

yeah, i was e-mailing a local guy for two days just the other week. as soon as i read that he doesn't like to read much, but that ayn rand is a favorite—well, i closed that e-mail. haven't thought about him until this. it's okay to use ayn rand as an example of many things, but not of awesomeness.

so is charles manson.

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i explain to people who refuse to feed their children anything "weird" or "spicy" or "bad" for them—bad because it's mediterranean, what the fuck!?—that my mom's best friend's toddler loved hummus and sushi. started eating that stuff with his soft and solid foods. if babies sample a variety of cuisines they're not too…