The people have spoken and they prefer Spotify and Pandora.

My friends mother is the biggest hippie I’ve ever met. Like, she swears she’s Native American, but really is Scandinavian as fuck and you get blasted with patchouli smell whenever her car drives by or you walk by her apartment. Obviously, one of the proudest moments of her life was when she had sex with Jim Morrison…

We had a double-oven Magic Chef gas range in our condo. It was mid-1960s vintage and all our friends asked us when we planned on replacing it. I was like, "Are you kidding me?" We moved out of that condo in 2007 and I still miss that range every day. We, too, had the flame broiler!

Christopher "Kit" Marlowe, the best playwright of the Elizabethan age, begs to differ.

Same. I am mostly confused. I mean, certain things come with the territory of being famous, but suddenly having wolf rape-porn written about you* and crowds of underage fans screaming about wanting to have (or make) your babies would be . . . erm . . . difficult to adjust to at best, regardless of gender. If we demand…

It's a fucking constrictor. Just don't piss it off too much and it won't bite you. Though snake shit is very very very grody as it's basically all of the bones and hair of their prey (usually mice or rats) served under a white cream sauce with a stench of ammonia and death.

I laughed about this for five minutes straight.

For a good 15 minutes, I tried to understand what this lady of an advanced age was trying to ask with "square memories". She somehow needed that for her computer. Her explanation really not helping, we just walked the whole store pointing at everything one item at a time, until her face lit up at the sight of a stack…

I know, right? As an adult, I barely have the time and energy to experience emotions over things that do matter.

My toddler weeps if I break up his crackers in the wrong way. I'm grateful for my grown-up sense of proportion.

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

That tiny piece of info somehow just upped my weirdo quotient for her incredibly.

I'm not sure that is a mustache. I think baby biebs drew it on with an eyebrow pencil. He was practicing staying within the lines.

He really should be sued for that mustache. It alone is a crime for our eyes to see.

I would really like someone to explain to me why autism scares them so badly. Why it's worth risking your child's safety and well-being (and other people's children, in the case of anti Vx ppl) in order to "prevent" what is likely a genetic disorder?

Duh! Rubella is natural!

I am honestly so fucking sick of everyone acting like Autism is the ultimate evil. It is a (usually) fairly mild neurodevelopmental disorder. I realize that it isnt always easy, but that doesnt mean that people within the autism spectrem arent still people and are plenty able to go living happy, functional lives. It…

Yup! Better dead with measles (or better your baby dies when my kid gives it whooping cough) than my kid get autism.

"A baby cookbook book called Bubba Yum Yum written by a TV chef, a mommy blogger and a naturopath may not be as safe as previously thought."

You haven't seen her movie S.O.B, obviously. Though I can't remember if she actually says fuck. She goes topless, though. It caused quite a commotion at the time. (I'm an old.)