Also: Guillermo Diaz aka Huck from Scandal said hello; he is such a big Madonna fan that he has her tattooed on his arm.

How secure is Judith Williams' job right now?

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

Even Doctor Who has a floating whale in space! This one is carrying the whole UK on his back in a Discworld manner...

Without any context, I'm feeling misanthropic enough to cheer for the whale.

I just took one because I'm a rebel.

Underboob selfies... The next logical steps are underbutt and underball selfies. But questions.

yup. was veggie for four years, but switched back when i started living in hawaii and hunting my own.

Doesn't he look sassy as fuck in his "after" picture? Putin's got a secret...

This is what we snarky internet homosexuals call GAY FACE.

Maybe he's just been at home looking at a lot of make-up tutorials on youtube on how to use illuminator and highlighter creams.

yep. 80k in the hole and for what? 35,000$/year.

My brother is one of the Marines training at Officer Candidate School in this video. He passed and is now an infantry officer. He said there were a handful of women in this OCS group, and the one profiled was by far the weakest of the group. She was also the only one who consented to be part of this piece. He strongly…

They kill for fun. A raccoon got into a friend's hens and killed around 10 of them. Didn't eat any of them, just killed 'em for entertainment. They're very cute, but totally vicious.

They are cool looking, but they really are nasty, vicious animals. My husband, and animal lover, keeps a BB gun for only one reason: to shoo off raccoons. They'll tear you to shreds as soon as look at you.

I don't know why more people aren't terrified of raccoons. They're big, they'll eat anything, and they have HANDS. Oh, and they carry a parasite deadly to humans. Fun creatures!

It's seriously one of my favorite stories now but it was SO TRAUMATIZING back then, that woman was evil incarnate. She had to be new at it or under some sort of sales quota that she was close to missing, or maybe she was just the worst person ever? I remember I had sparkly emerald green eyeshadow up to my eyebrow. On…

These are all wonderful. I wonder how they manage to find the one makeup counter person who doesnt do full-out drag queen. I always seem to get the MAC employee who lives and dies by cake face and neon.