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taped the door shut

Thats nothing. THIS is a nightmare.

I think they probably aren't paying this guy enough, he's just so good at being Gaston.

They are cute styled correctly. I do not think this is correctly.

Gosh. I just find it remarkably unflattering. NO ONE'S shape would look good in that.

Perfect example of a fashion moment everyone will look back on and regret.

You go through all that trouble to do your hair and you don't dye the roots? Girl, bye.

From someone I spoke to about this video, that's pretty much exactly what he was thinking.

I assume Turner was still thinking nuclear Armageddon here, so you'd play this when the incoming Soviet/Chinese missiles were 1 minute from impact, and all across America you'd be snuggled up with your loved ones on the couch waiting for the final crescendo to follow the end of that song.

I'm so old that Ms. Lumley will ALWAYS be Purdey to me.

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

If the film doesn't involve Patsy being on Tinder, I will be much displeased.

Can we expand this to also cover people who claim to be "very" allergic to something just because they don't like it?

"VERY allergic to gluten"

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

It's probably worth pointing out here that Netflix isn't the one that sets the region lock rules. The content owners set them and then require Netflix to enforce them as part of licensing the content to stream.

"Dirty uniforms, meanwhile, like all the girdles filled with blood and feces because some hits are savage enough to overpower the central nervous system, I'd put in a special bin for disposal."

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…