New Year's Eve circa 1998.... Teenage me Stuck in hotel with parents and their friends.... They didn't trust me home alone! There was another teen girl stuck there with her parents. We heard of a party in a town nearby, so we said we were going to see Titanic at the theater, right?? At least three hours of partying…

ask away! I have a 3 and 5 year old and am planning on using it. They WILLA stay up to and past midnight if we let them, and it throws their entire sleep schedule off for up to a week.... A week of grumpy children randomly bursting into tears is not how I want my new year to start!

I saw that production, as my first Broadway show EVAH, with Andrea McArdle and Danielle Brisebois in the cast. Our seats were in the 2nd row, and I was completely mesmerized. I was nine years old.

I think this is specifically for little kids who don't have phones and aren't great at telling time. Obviously no teen or pre-teen is going to fall for it. On the other hand, my experience with little kids, is that they don't give a shit about new year's eve because there are no presents or candy involved. Which is…

If you're child's young enough that he/she can't tell time, would you really have them stay up until midnight anyway?

As a parent of small kids, I fully support this deception.

It's been out. For weeks now.

Looks like it's working pretty well, since this didn't happen in LA County. Blaming Measure B for people running an unsafe working environment in Nevada seems a little odd.

Not this cute guy, he's a fruit bat. It's the insectivorous Mops condylurus or

Well, this was obviuously not the work of a novice but a masturburglar.

True that.

Least materialistic person? He WORE the damn Rolex until his advisors told him it wasn't prudent. He drove the Ferrari. He played the golf.

Oh, jesus. It's not an official birth announcement. Those things are written by hospital staff, in the middle of the night, by the looks of it and stuck on the side of the hospital bassinet.

You would hope, but then they get divorced and you realize that maybe they are divorced because they don't have healthy boundaries.

There must be some hardcore boundaries in place when it comes to stand up comedians and their relationship inspired material. Either that or serious talks about what's real and what's played up for laughs.

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

He and Louis C.K. should go on a divorce comedy tour.

A lot of his stand up already sounded like someone who was bitterly divorced. Also, since he has two daughters who already can immediately see his monologue instantly, I wonder if he'll go after their mom like that. Those girls are young, but not babies. If they saw anything in that house, I don't know if he'd want…

I know it makes me a terrible person but I can't lie, I'm a little excited to see what material Chris Rock is able to get out of divorce.