Because it is not “our beliefs”- it’s a human rights issue.

Ugh. Am I the only person who has never been a fan of them? Specifically, how much I am so blah on him. She always could have done so much better. Like not a player. But then she tolerated it so maybe it was more of a business deal? Or stolkholms syndrome.

Omg!! Now it makes sense her “Asian” self was in Doctor Strange.

You know what? Just own the fact that you have amazing sex right!?!

On the topic of secret boyfriend: fuck that noise.

Ten is so young to get your period!! I guess the hormones in milk do matter. Oh well! Mazeltov!

Guys. Who was the person that introduced trump’s personal attorney and why was he drinking wine!!!?!

My 91 year old mexican immigrant (legal citizen, big brother) and I are watching together. I sometimes have to pause and clarify or give some back story on certain elevated terms or something she didn’t know about.

I’m so torn. Not on whether or not he’s hot (because he’s not), but why are we clouding this important political discussion with such a trivial matter of “hot or not”? Are we really that vapid of a society that we’d rather discuss beauty standards instead of a testimony that could have a, hopefully, detrimental…

He’s so animated but it’s so natural and intelligent. He was a little adorable ray of sunshine and his picture with Chelsea gave me so much hope for the future.  

I can’t even handle the thought of watching an entire senate moirè’ing on camera in that pattern!!

I love you

You fucking got this. Post-election slump no more!! Happy changes!

I am in complete awe of you.

What is your secret? Did you really not gain any weight for eight years???

I’m just here to declare my out of control love for Constance Wu.

To be honest, not really. We are civil when we bump into each other as we have mutual friends, but by no means what we were. I’m so ok with that. She also tries to get in some sort of catty comment like “oh did you just wake up?” Or “im sure you spent all night drinking.” It’s funny to me- I just feel bad for her…

I don’t want kids. But I do love kids. Love being an auntie and godmother and suito auntie to all my friend’s kids. I babysat a ton. My mom came to terms with me not wanting kids years ago, shockingly well. (Although last week, when I went on a date with man who had kids, her eyes lit up with so much excitement…

I am crying. We don’t deserve her as POTUS but OMG how we need her.

Good luck! Hope it’s goes smoothly and if you get off track, just respond to his every response with a question. Insufferably prescious twats hate being questioned or not having the last word. At least in my experience.