The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”

Nice plate.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

8 ball colon pocket

Did he really? I love Roth, but I'm glad he did—Alan Rickman was pretty much made for the role.

Pho is one of those things I’ve basically decided is not worth the work. Ever. I can go get a giant bowl for $6 made by professionals and not spend 12 hours cooking. I know this type of argument can always be used against cooking, but this is so labor intensive for such a cheap dish.

If experience has taught me anything, no matter how hard you hit them with your car and leave them in a ditch on the side of the road during that one snowy night coming back from Tahoe, is that Gingers can’t die.

They’re moving him to the defenestrative line.

Giant thumb to augment short fingered vulgarian.

Don’t lower or change the physical standards, and let the best of the best do what they do best.

is that a Hungarian Bentail? an Affleck Fireball? a Common Welsh Gigli?

The reality is that cab companies, on the whole, follow regulations that have been constructed over decades. Uber-defenders try to paint these regulations as protectionism for taxi companies, designed and lobbied for by the industry, but these regulations are in place primarily to benefit riders and make taxiing a…

It’s not the type of degree that matters. Five years out of school, it's the drive to keep learning that truly matters.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

“The commenters outside looked from feminist to troll, and from troll to feminist, and from feminist to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Please please please let that tiger maul his ass to death! Fuck Mayweather, that dumb ass illiterate woman beating douche nozzle.

Dude, you may be the only one that believes his story that he didn’t think he was shooting at his girlfriend.

Bad news, everyone! As you were measuring your penis against your phone, it accidentally photographed it and send it to your mom.