what the fuck is that fucking gay ass song? it's so fucking annoying I couldn't even bring myself to shazam it.

uh... why? and isn't that illegal?

hawaii is big enough to have a hiway?

um. yes please?

"like a fat kid on a pack of smarties?" what the actual fuck?

ALRIGHT. I'M GOING IN.

transporter 4: back in time

oh cool! a chick that knows how to dress like a woman

CAN WE NOT?

that'll buff out

YOU DON'T GET ONE EXTRA FUCKING INCH OF SPACE. JUST AN UGLY ASS CAR

SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FRIEND

who took home the trophy for worst wheel design ever?

Wow so are there like ZERO nerds that get motion sickness?

go fuck yourself mission impossible

Fuck your couch

Give you the steak? Why so I can listen to you prattle on for hours about how bad it was that you ate it and that you have to run 50 miles now?

this is so fucking awesome. oh my christ.

Hiya Hiya Hiya, HELLO. Old Gil sure could use a pick me up right about now!

My favorite part of this video is how I wasted a min and 30 seconds of my life waiting for the hole to actually form.