cool image but I don't get it.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

hey. you know it works. it's what politicians do

you'd literally be surprised how well that works. make them 20s though.

don't bother wearing green tights instead of bright grey...

I've found that generous quantities of money help off-set embarrassment.

hell yes. nothing says incredible speed like non-existent / minimal downforce.

like. OMG, who GIVES a fuck?

you're hilarious. you should write for the onion.

I love you

my ass is DOWN there fellas

findings: disturbing

nice beard dicklock