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The Things We Made to Confuse the Aliens

*Hugs from my Theater degree*

A pretender at being Chinese,

I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once…

Since we already have a minimum wage, and have for a while, what are these “very negative results” of which you speak?

This is a nonsense comment and you should be embarrassed.

Lobbyist-mercenary and aspiring Nazgul

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

Nonsense. We should fight wars the way they were meant to be fought- with giant robots on the MOOOOOOOOON!

Women in the minority party are about 33 percent more effective at passing bills according to a study published in the American Journal of Political Science.

I know literally nothing about Arkansas except that the way it is spelled is very misleading to how it is pronounced.

We are just awful. Just awful. Even our tastes in porn are narrow and boring. You would literally be better off staying home and washing your hair.

Why would we need a wall to protect us from a made up country.

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

God, this was so beautiful. Puts me in mind of a story...

Canada is not real and honestly the continued insistence by the rest of the world to convince me it exists is just tired at this point.

There’s no way this isn’t his O-face.

Seriously. Comparing marriage inequality to slavery and internment camps does not seem like a great way to argue in FAVOR of it.