I don’t think it’s that unlikely.

I’m going to YouTube this and regret it forevermore, aren’t I?

All of this. My friends who are in relationships seem to be either miserable or pissed off at least 75% of the time, yet whenever we talk about these things they never fail to tell me that I’ll want to be in a relationship when I find the right person and it’s just sooo much better than being alone and being with…

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?