It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Suspend It Like Beckham

WAR is an advanced baseball metric pioneered by Baseball America and Nate Sil...you know what? Never mind. Go back to your Trump rally. It'll be fine.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

Overly sensitive. It’s a weird meme about the Panthers that we at Deadspin proudly refuse to let die. Because it’s hilarious.

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

Wasn’t sure what to make of this report until the GM weighed in, but now we’ve gotten a denial straight from the horse’s mouth.

One Nation, One Loss #nevarforget

It’s pretty obvious he was pissed about a team with one loss being called undefeated. No one understands that meme at all, so I can see why he got so angry.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.