Laughcrying in my cubicle. Again.

Please pay .99 for more quotes about time.

Laughed so hard I had to shut the door of my office.

WOULD GO

WOULD WATCH

I made a quick movie poster for Tarantino’s This Here Bitch

I read the whole thing. RIVETING! I would watch this movie. Also, is it real? Does anyone have a convincing arrest report for such a man!?

DYING DYING DYING @ “I mean, i am in florida!”

This is the best thing I have EVER read, anywhere.

What the serious fu$%!!!! I don’t even know what I just read but it was hilarious and crazy. Great Wednesday morning, read. OMG.....people are insane.......

I think Jess is the role Lindsay Lohan was born to play. On the other hand, that casting is a little TOO obvious.

I can’t believe I just read the whole thing, but I do not need minutes of my life back. This really should be a movie.

Even if its not true it’s a great story/screenplay.

Goddamn, what a ride. Literary masterpiece of our generation right there! And, yeah, no one BUT Gyllenhall for Jarret. Fuck!

I’m looking forward to Zola: The Musical.

this is the best twitter story I have EVER READ.

No bad decisions were made here. Jesus’s suffering gave us the Bible, Zola’s gave us this. One must suffer for art.

“Zola goes to Florida, and what follows is—well, you know that part of Their Eyes Were Watching God where Tea Cake gets rabies”

This is poetry.