“I can not believe that you can buy and keep weapons like these in America......”

However, this promotional stunt would have aligned better with COD or Halo.

Well I guess threatening the Pokémon championships was...

I smirked at the NRA sticker on the trunk.

The pink phone case and the Chevy/Geo Prizm are my favorite parts of this.

Forget the guns and knives and so on...

A picture of one of the suspects

Lighten up sourpuss!

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The two shady individuals were only recognisable by their red and white garb. On inspection of their home was found a plan outlining a proposed Explosion to take place at the event.

When you outlaw guns, only Bulbasaurs will have guns!

Jesus, the viral marketing for Digimon has taken a dark turn.

Boston PD knows all about threats from the moon.

Last time anyone tried something like that, it led to Australia...

Police released this sketch of the perpetrators:

Team Rocket has really gone to great lengths these day...Please don’t hurt me.

Can we just launch people like this to the moon? Landing or crashing, I don’t fucking care. Just get them off our rock.