I don’t care if it can do my taxes and make julienne fries; it’s still butt compared to my wired 360 controller.

“and the things this country was but on!”

No. Fuck everything about that. I don’t give a flying shit if it’s “their culture” or “how they were raised”. It’s still wrong. There is no justification for that kind of shit.

Your friend is an idiot.

Clicked on the article, skipped to the very end. I will now move forward with my life confident in the knowledge that this article was exclusively about Mount Everest and the author’s lamentations of our future world where people will stop climbing it because of the ubiquity of teleportation technology.

“git gud, whippersnappers.”

Yes, it really is that bad:

Well...it is Japan, after all...

P.s. For srs though, these female cosplay variants of characters are goddamn amazing.

Obligatory:

I know Hugh Jackman is in everything these days, but doesn’t he also seem like he could play Tiger?

Deep down, all Goro ever wanted was his father’s approval...

In light of that information I’m surprised that they stopped there. They were just one procedural generation algorithm away from the product being “Big Box Of Infinite Games”.

I’m not sure that I like this new reality where I have become aware that I now agree with Kayne West on something.

“Signed,

“Don’t we have a freedom to waste our money on stupid shit?”

This is a stupid article and you’re stupid for writing it.

inb4leghumpingsimulatorcontroversy

SHUT THE F*** UP. THEY MIGHT HEAR YOU AND TRY TO OUT-DO AC’S SH**. THE WORLD ISN’T READY FOR THAT.