It’s pretty obvious, actually. If you consider the going theory/(fact?) in the lore that ALL pokemon (or at least all the ones that are native to the Earth) are reincarnated Human Beings, then I bet Slowpoke tastes like...people. ._.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire article was just another deceptive marketing attempt, throwing up a bunch of half-randomly-selected isometric game mentions so that they can just sneak in more promotion for games like D3 and Civ 5.

Pretty cool news. I fondly remember playing Turok 2 when I was younger. A speech in particular that the Flesh Eaters give during that game was easily one of the most memorable moments in all of video gaming for me:

Wow, talk about overkill; the cops even arrested the guns.

It’s the breast ever.

Obligatory:

“It’s my job, unfortunate as it is, to deal with jerks like you. You on the other hand could be doing literally anything else! Anything! Why are you doing this, of all things?”

“Jesus Christ, you’re an asshole.”

One more reason to despise Nintendo. They have some good games, but holy hell are they ever run by a bunch of heartless little Hitlers.

So Capcom has picked Resident Evil 2 to be the next game they ruin with their DLC and microtransaction nonsense. God. Fucking. Damnit.

“A third party can report copyright violations.”

“Again, this isn’t cold balls, this is like making a rule that when NFL players had to practice, they had to wear weights on their legs. Come gameday I doubt the plays in the playbook would be executed to their best.”

“You’re assuming that we’ll always have the space, though.”

Reminds me of this video (the relevant part starts at 1 min 27 seconds in):

Well, here’s the thing. Some people want the jacket to have/wear, while the rest of us want the jacket so we can place it on a life-sized voodoo doll of him to torture and/or set on fire.