Dear Gaben,
It’s times like this that I am convinced Kotaku has a recurring contest they run amongst themselves to see who can write the absolute worst posting ever, and Brian is clearly in it to win it today.
This is the best thing since sliced bread.
“And the fact that it’s now going to be one of the most successful movies in the history of cinema means that we’re going to be getting a lot of much dumber movies than Jurassic World coming down the pike.”
Vile, despicable tactics and actions like that are exactly why people hate the RIAA.
“And they don’t trust us to buy games anymore, that’s why we have DRM (ineffectual as it may be).”
Being a parent is usually expensive, but it looks like Darth Vader got the five finger discount.
The “we planned this a week ago before the sale even started” angle doesn’t hold any water whatsoever to me, simply because the entire world already knew the actual sale start dates well in advance thanks to the leak from a Russian website back before the end of May close to two weeks ago now.
Well, even at $5 I have to carefully consider a purchase. Money is tight for me, and with the Summer Sale right around the corner that could be one or two games worth of purchases right there (or more), or make the difference in whether I can snag a good deal on a more expensive game or not, etc. Gotta make sure I get…
VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS STEAM LEVEL?!
GET ON MY LVL NUB
Wow, that’s pretty messed up. Thanks for letting us know, at least, because I was actually considering looking to get Spore if it went on sale during this upcoming summer sale, but not anymore. Losing online functionality is a 100% deal breaker to me. >:(
You brought the joy of laughter into my heart. Good job, sir. :)
EA has no incentive to hire modders AT ALL; they’ve already proven with Sims 4 that they can just crap out a half-assed broken and under-developed iteration in the series, and that modders are all too ready and willing to implement all the things that should’ve been there from the start. EA is fully aware of this, and…
