If I'm so wrong then why was my joke the one with upvotes and your replies to it have none? OHHHHHH SNAP, SON.

Follow your own advice. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E…

Austin stole Austin from Mexico, so you don't get to complain.

As soon as a developer utters the phrase "focus tester" (or some variant thereof) my eyes just glaze over. =_=

I have to say that Valve's reaction to the entire thing is completely baffling. When a core aspect of your business is complete garbage, you don't just go "Yeah, we suck at that. Maybe we'll fix it. Until then, leave us alone, because we're busy with things and stuff.", you EFFIN FIX IT.

I have no idea, but I'm inclined to assume it was intended. It seems like it'd be too incredible for it to simply be chance that the tracks on your CD would end up playing on the in-game radio stations. Either way, though, it was just outright epic. I can't think of any other games from back then that had…

Among many reasons, GTA 1 was epic because A) You could remove the game disc after starting the game and put in your music CD of choice and the tracks would play in place of the in-game radio stations which was epic as all hell at the time, and B) The cops in GTA 1 were the most bat-shit insane of the entire series;…

Kinda sounds like the forever-lose gimmick is about the only thing this game will have going for it in terms of appeal. Those screenshots look very "meh".

How very...timely...for things like this to come out... *yeaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHHH*

Worst. Article. Ever.

I'm just waiting for the first Vietnam first-person-shooter VR game to come out. The "I WAS THERE!" will be over 9000 that day.

It's neat watching someone mindlessly shill for Valve and their copy-paste VR headset as though nobody in the world knows about the Oculus Rift.

Well, that player may have been sniped by a one-in-a-million shot, but at least he looks good in that white and gold armor.

I've been thinking lately about all these new consoles that are coming out, and I've had a revolutionary idea. Now, stay with me here, because this'll blow your mind:

Wait, hold on. Is this for real? Am I dreaming? Square Enix is going to release remasters of Final Fantasy Awkward Laughing Scene and Final Fantasy The Writers Gave Up So Dance Battles so I can experience them in HIGH DEFINITION? HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED IN LIFE?