You understand that the song itself is ironic and Morrisette is in on the joke?

Maybe you should turn off your internet.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

That may be true but he’s still a pro athlete and therefore would likely ruin you and I and anyone else posting about what a dirtbag he is (which he undeniably, absolutely is.)

Counterpoint - he’s a hockey goon so you’d also get demolished so maybe not worth it but I do love your thought process.

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.

So Adequate Man has become PC Man

Here is how you properly handle allegations of sexual assault on college campuses:

Yeah, but you only have senior year Obama because he doesn’t care anymore. If he was going to do things, he should have done them when he had majorities. Instead, he wasted all the political capital on the feckless ACA.

“preponderance of evidence”?? So much for innocent until proven guilty. ACLU will have a field day if it comes down to that nebulous crap.

I think you have a short memory about that. The Decision was the beginning but then look at how people talked about LeBron not being a leader and going to be Robin to Wade’s Batman

He played for OKC for far longer than he was required to under your indentured servant theory. He was drafted by the Sonics...that’s how long he was on a team you claim he never liked.

If entertainment is what you want, why are you watching the NBA?

Not to be rude, but this gave the impression that you guys have some sort of “Shit on Simmons” quota you have to fill. What he wrote was pretty reasonable and self-aware by his standards; this reeks of using his name to generate pageviews rather than create your own content.

(Side note: Who the fuck hates Vince Carter????)

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Or as Barry Petchesky would say, “Roger Goodell is worth the $32M he was paid by the NFL in 2015 (and perhaps worth even much more).”

It’s the same reason when people discuss “astronomical” prices on TV shows, they don’t give a number. They whisper it or write it on paper and make the characters react. What is exorbitant to one might not be to others, plus economics change over time. I’d crush the shit out of the Brewster’s Millions challenge today.

What absolute fucking garbage this article is.

TL;DR?