We all knew you were a Messi fanboy, but it’s nice to finally have it confirmed in writing.

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Wait...you’re calling the guy that scored two goals in his match (including a heel kick that 99% of people couldn’t even attempt) the twat here? Soccer is a team game, he didn’t fail to win anything, his team did.

[Should have scrolled first, written later]

if you exercise the option, you don’t get a new deal. you have to decline the option to get the new deal

“I don’t need to watch this stupid video.”

No matter how many angles I see it from, he's still, he's still LeBron from The Block.

To be fair, though, that stadium was dated pretty much immediately. It was also a terrible place to watch a baseball game. You’re correct that it has been drastically improved, but it isn’t so much “keeping up with the times” as it is “fixing the multitude of design flaws that originally existed.”

Two sides to that, it could have ruined there confidence

You know, JK sees the young guys you want to start in practice every day.

Patrick, we can always count on you for the stupidest take on Deadspin (and that’s saying something.) Every tweet was in reference to the Messi FK. No one is beating that: Germany, Brazil, or Jesus Christ resurrected.
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It really is sad how much Bradley has fallen off. He was our best player several years ago and now he just looks lost.

The US is better than 30th. Not a ton better, but they’re better than 30th.

They’d have been trounced by 20+ goals.

I am embarassed. No,it is not the team. I am proud of our team and think Klinsmann needs a raise and the job until he wants to leave. I am embarrassed of all these idiot Americans who think our team sucks, is not getting better, and Klinsmann is doing a poor job.

Goddamn Gawker clickbait bullshit.

We lost to the #1 and the #3 teams in Fifa rankings. we finished higher than Brazil and we’re in the 3rd place game- nothing to be ashamed of. Also, don’t you think Beckerman looks like a dwarf from The Hobbit?

“Please, I beat my nephew way worse than that” - Hope Solo
“GAHRGSJHRRDISGHDSHUD where is my car?!?!” - Abby Wambach

Uswnt are some of the least likeable people on earth.

Clever, but the team that lost 4-0 would decimate the tweeters.