Aaron Hernandez: So, where should we shoot Odin? Alley?

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.

or, or, or, it could have something to do with this and similar life choices alex rodriguez has made throughout his career. brady's uggs and kobe dressing like a magician has nothing on it:

I bet that hurt.

That's the only first pitch at a baseball game that has ever given me a boner. Its also the first boner that I have ever had that was pixelated.

You know what they say: If there's grass on the field, ignore the rubber.

Still a smoother throwing motion and quicker release than Tim Tebow.

Sploosh

or you can just do this, and have actually drinkable coffee:

Coroner Kick