Prostitution is illegal in nearly every state, so that may well not be the sort of professional he can hire. Also, is a prostitue REALLY less likely to give him crabs or other STDs? Even with condoms, a sex worker is statistically more likely to make him and his family sick.

Am I the only one who finds all this high-horse moralizing a bit too fundamentalistic thinking? Allucard1138 is amazingly certain that he cannot possibly find himself in this guy’s position because to be so is to be a “fuckhead,” and he is not, never has been and never will be a fuckhead. Must be a nice comfortable…