I believe this already happened.

Okay, I’ll bite. First, let’s establish some baseline facts;

“I really don’t think this was a millennial problem though. This is a rich entitled kid problem, which last time I checked has been around since the dawn of man.”

“Also I find that vlogger so annoying. How can you be that chirpy and utterly vacuous?”

Nice! Nier: Automata here I come! Thanks for this post Jason.

Agreed. I don’t even know if I’ll end up buying a Switch and I’ve owned every Nintendo console since the NES. I waited a year on the Wii U until the price dropped so I’ve had it since 2013 and in that time I’ve bought 10 games for it. I got a PS4 in December 2015 (my first non-Nintendo console) and already have 10…

You’re just being willfully ignorant at this point. Nowhere in my post, or the I quote I included, did it say I was making any prank calls.

Looks perfect for a rapper or 25-year old CEO of some tech startup.

This is it exactly. I can’t even believe this needs to be explained but you nailed it 100%.

Both coasts call it “soda”. I’m assuming OP was referring to East Coasters when he said “Easterners”.

I cannot star this comment enough times.

“pop” sounds like something a 5-year old boy would say.

This is why I feel that DLC works best when it’s a story expansion.

“Fox News will defend him because “white cop always good; black person always bad”.

“I think everything counts as a prehistoric animal”

Huh. The music is actually one of my biggest complaints about the game. But, to each their own.

“And this is the reason people would rather just run around in zelda.”

UPS once delivered a package of mine to an Abercrombie & Fitch design studio 5 miles away from my home. I went to the design studio myself to see if I could track it down only to be told they had instructed the driver to deliver it to their distribution warehouse another 5 miles away. After ending up there I was told…

“This isn’t Horizon Zero Dawn”

I know, it sounds crazy but a lot of people put raw egg and bread crumbs in their burgers. Personally, I find it very unappealing but it’s pretty common.