If poker is a sport, these are swimsuits

Inside the inbound Holland Tunnel at evening rush hour. 95 degrees outside, probably 110 in that tunnel. My Camry overheated. 

one on right looks like Rothleisburger

Yeah, but can it do this?

If it breaks, do I call a plumber or electrician?

Donald Trump flashes gang sign as family exits Marine One.

I only hope this asshole is under surveillance by some law enforcement agency or another. But since it’s FL, he might be getting job offers from some good ole PD instead.

There’s a private attorney in WVA, I think, who is filing similar suits under a threat to public safety statute. This strategy should go class action in both states. The suit should include health agencies dealing with the epidemic, or be brought under parallel suits.

What is the penalty for public urination in LA? (First time offense)

Permanent rubber room for Spencer Edwards

OK, but why was that news?

Lachlan is James’ brother.

‘I am, however, incredibly stupid’

And Bill Oreilly, king of the fucktards got fired.

Depends on the breast size- to- pot amount ratio, I suppose. But I wouldn’t try it. But then I’m a guy, so.

Gotta leave the lube and pubes stuck to them so TSA leaves them alone. But you’ll still have to wash them at destination. Hopefully.

True, but shipping via fedex/ups is a federal crime, just like via usps. Sure, it works but if you’re caught, it’s a much, much bigger problem than possession.

Oh. You meant low CROWDS! I see now.

Ticks are also fond of the mulch put down by the truckload in your yard. Wet, warm organic matter. So you can rake leaves all year, but if you mulch your plantings it’s no use. If you’re concerned, one solution is crushed brick/stone or rubber mulch. It’s pricey, though.

Exactly where is this melted chocolate lke gel injected?