Let’s hope no woman ever ‘hosts’ Justin humphrey’s penis or the fruit of said soire. That kid stands a 50% chance of being dumb as shit and at the risk of redundancy, a republican

What’s the lineup? Is there a clean up shitter?

I understand being old, stubborn and cantankerous because I am. I’m completely on Mr. Guretzky’s side -not only because he had an amazing NHL career. It’s completely his right, unless the town ordinances specifically forbid, to keep a plane in his driveway. I’d love to be able to say “Take a left at the light. We’re…

Anything 4 sale?

Yeah. Let’s see the uniforms. And the rulebook. I hear Fox Sports will televise next season. When IS shit season?

In didn’t know there’s a William Shatner School of Officiating.

I starred this even though you’re apparently a Flyers fan.

This was no mistake.

Methinks it’s Dolan does most of the dicksucking at the Garden.

Obviously this bill was written by someone who recently moved to Oregon from New Jersey. They’d tax smegma if they could find a way to weigh it.

Haha. The tires look good, though.

That’s Gov. Christie in another distasteful Halloween costume.

If you are too short, lazy, dumb or completely inept, drive to the car wash, tip the guys $5 and ask them to clear the roof for you.

You’re just begging to get flamed to ashes here, HB.

Me too. Uphill both ways.

I was staying in denver a decade or two back when about 38" of snow fell in 24 or so hours. Part of the main terminal roof at the airport collapsed. We dug out the house and car, threw snowballs at the satellite dish to knock the snow off and drank. Two days later, the roads were clear and dry.

In NJ and metro NYC, we have the ‘delayed opening’. It gives teachers and staff extra time to make it to school where they can supervise empty classrooms and buildings, and the districts don’t have to make up a snow day. Meanwhile, parents are screwed.

Our goal was to protect what’s behind the bollards, and nothing else.

Bollards killed Bob Simon the news guy a couple years back. You were damn lucky.

Welfare freeloaders