Alex, man...the chick’s already married.

I was once offered cow’s tendon in a floursecent orange hot & spicy sauce. If someone offers you this dish, don’t try it.

Giuliani. West Nile. Chemtrails. Every borough except New York. (That’s Manhattan for you foreigners.

How do you feel about jabbony?

Useless. Won’t fit in the Lincoln Tunnel. And half the bridges en route would collapse.

Clint, I love your acting and directing, but you’re a magnificent flaming asshole of a human being.

Mike Liut!

I’ve had the dubious pleasure of driving luxury cars for a living. Caddy, MB, Lexus, Rover, BMW, Lincoln too, but that doesn’t count). The only one I truly hated was a 2011 750iL X drive. Right off the showroom floor it used oil at 1qt./500 mi., which meant adding a quart about every 10 days.(within spec, BMW said).…

I hope the high pressure showers at the boating events are working or there’ll be shit smeared athletes accepting their medals.NBC is covering the whole woeful thing in hi-def. Can’t wait.

For $20K, you can be asked “What (the fuck) is that?” 850 times a year.

The first gen Toro was a beatiful car.

iEraser.

Somebody needs to ask Bill what he thinks.

**Hymn.

. OK. Probably intact because they don’t use the damn things in Britain. I have two 9-5s. One cup holder works fine, the other flops around uselessly..

That’s because you're using it left handed.

Caught between a yugo and a Prowler.

Shorts are bad enough, but fake lapels? Dude looks like Shaft playing softball.

I’ll trade you one Chris Christie and half a Cuomo for your Walker.