Every time I’m almost over the trauma and nausea of that, someone has to bring it up again. Damn you.

Then choose between a lame ass democrat and a sociopathic fascist. If you can’t vote for, then vote against. Try it. I’ve been doing it for years.

‘Nectar of a Thousand Farts’ will be the title of my upcoming autobiography. I’ll mention you in the Acknowledgements.

Didn’t want to pay the toll

Here’s my safety campaign for North Carolina:

Behold, The Credenza.

Happy the trip is working out for you, David. True Jalop style. I’m looking forward to some pics from the trail.

Great thought provoking article, Torch. Automobile style and appeal are so subjective, and I’ll state right now that I hate the new Nissan/Infinity curves and swoops. The cars look like they were designed by a drunk with an etch a sketch. And the Lexus trademark grill is, in my eyes, 95% hideous.

And she’s cli-imbing the stairway to heaven.....

I told ya, but ya wouldn’t listen.

56 sheets of plywood? A 4' X 8' X 1/2" sheet weighs 40.6 lb., so 2,273 lb. While they may fit, you can’t actually ‘carry’ them anywhere.

Plenty of room for fedoras.

Renault 10.

Renault 10.

Drop them a line.

I gave Melania’s plastic surgeon a 6.

The Constellation is one of the most beautiful planes ever built. As a kid, I used to watch the TWA livery come and go from the open observation deck at Greater Pittsburgh Airport in the early 60s. My first flight was in a TWA Constellation from PGH to LGA.

Any car I'm paying $150 mo to MAINTAIN is getting traded adapt. Even if it gets 20.5 mpg

Car-parts.com.( a junkyard site) Gold Wing Used Saab parts. Craigslist nationwide search. I could go on. Not difficult, at least in theUS.

Start smoking and use the cups with their slimy inch of Starbucks as ashtrays until they are full. This will buy you time to pay down the loan and help you negotiate the new deal.