The Terrible Hours. Great book.

USS Squalus 5/23/39

Yup. Insurance fraud.

I can see Obama in the back, smoking a marijuana cigarette.

He works for Dominos in the off season?

Was he doing a gump impersonation during the whole interview? Sure sounds like it.

I have one too.

This is so simple. Stay in the left lane until there’s a car behind you. Then merge right as soon as safe. Problem is, many on the road never check their mirrors. And then there’s connecticut.

We discussed this obsession of yours at length here some time ago, didn’t we? You obviously ignored all our advice, amigo. Go get talk therapy, or meds, or both, before it’s too late. Also, ease up on the PBR.

I just heard the report on the car radio. Wi-fi, charging ports, and the goal of connectivity from your living room to the subway to the office and back.

‘a cross between Ted Cruz and a labradoodle’ is laugh out loud funny, but also a grievous insult to all attractive, intelligent canines.

As I wrote on Gawker, I really want a life size Trump cut out like the ones from Trump U. The creep factor and potential for creative defiling it make the thing irresistable.

Beats me, now diagram it for us. It’s also remarkably comma free.

Not on those rims

My EYES!!!!

So does the sedan seat 2 or 3 more fucktards than the Veyron? Plus the Pomeranian, of course.

Sometimes I get tired of working on cars whose parts crumble to dust when touched.

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

Ever use Leatherique? It pulls dirt right out of old leather. The seat of this car looks like denim damage and color transfer