Nope, you can’t condone violence in a rugby match.

Rambis coaches the Knicks? Since when?

Damn, I was looking forward to a creative Christie rant. The blubber jokes weren’t doing it for me. He is however, the only human being to undergo lap band surgery and GAIN weight.

He’s going to be patenting that and needs an attorney.

Here’s my 7 year old granddaughter’s far superior invention. Self explanatory

If you have to ask, there’s a problem.

Still fresh in mine. See above.

Ugh. the Rangers....Now the poor bastard and all his relatives feel compelled to subject themselves to 81 sessions of extreme torture. Before they would have only suffered through ....40 1/2. Dear Rangers, have mercy and throw in free beer for these poor folks. Or let him take cash value.

Catchy.

What a brave, noble man.

Isn’t Yeshiva University’s NCAA basketball team called the ‘Runnin Rabbis’?

Guaranteed to be the most expensive nap you’ve ever taken.

‘To do that, a potential buyer will need to scrounge up $4,900 of that Maple Money, which presently equates to about $3,550 U.S. or 30,000 Swedish Krona’

Done.

If it’s efficiency you’re after, why not attach these chairs to Roombas so the damn things can clean and mop after hours.

The car looks as long as a Saturn rocket and about 21" tall. The front end went airborne like a Saturn if you hit a bump at 70+ mph too.

In Canada, isn’t it spelled “Moupar’?

As a wide eyed youth, I used to catch rides to work with a lovely nurse who drove a 1969 Plymouth Fury III. She could lie full length in the back seat with room to spare.

Won’t need a wheel man for those bank jobs any more.