Gay porn? midget porn? granny porn? This story is lacking crucial details. Sloppy, very sloppy.

OK, as long as it doesn’t look like this. Ass-end ugly.

How about $7K critter damage to the cabin wiring of a Range rover sport? Somebody left a bag of kibble in the back and the truck sat from christmas till spring.

Revisionist dialogue (aka: Lies)that consists of self aggrandizement and self justification wrapped in ‘good intentions’, all of which serve to mask an imperialist doctrine propped with falsehoods and deceit, all served up under the guise of ‘liberty’.

Ends meat...the pointy part of the potroast that dries up and as to be soaked in gravy before consumption.

Best car song of all time. Johnny Fuckin Cash.

If Ford built Galaxies like a writer built this ad copy, they had a serious problem.

Yep. The wind noise was attrocious. The ‘59 Impala could play “Yellow Rose of Texas” if you varied the speed between 35-60 with the windows cranked shut and the heater blower going full blast

Leave your car. Thin the herd. Better yet, don’t be a sheep. Stay put if your gut tells you to. Leave work when your gut tells you to. If you’re afraid to drive in the snow, don’t. If for Financial reasons you have to go to work, get there and stay there.

Can't even make it to the line of scrimmage

80 lb. of bone crunching gargoyle. (Combined)

‘the secondary couldn’t stop Greg Olsen’

So...someone took the b-roll and outtakes from these films and made a show about 2 motorcycle cops in California?

I’d buy it. Do this with a 5 Series wagon, and I’d take 2.

Roscoe says...’Check the bible too!!’

Tricycle hockey. Wave of the future.

Put your mind at ease here:

$2500, bargained down to say $2200, $1000 worth of wrenching and parts? Good deal so long as the trans holds up for another 25K miles.

Step 1: Go buy a month’s supply of bread, eggs, milk, booze. Go to Walmart and buy every flashlight, snow shovel, bag of ice melt you can fit in both cars.

Well this subject has rapidly deteriorated into a sniping match, a rodent fight.