Take your dumb misogynistic ass somewhere and shut up.

In pointing to the 7th, the president wasn’t hoping his supporters would recognize landmarks like Johns Hopkins Hospital, perhaps the nation’s leading medical center. He wasn’t conjuring images of the U.S. Social Security Administration, where they write the checks that so many retired and disabled Americans depend…

People who couldn’t think their way out of a wet paper bag coming for David Simon on Twitter and ending up in a pine box is one of only 4 reasons for Twitter to exist.

I just want to point out that Jared Kushner is a major slumlord in Baltimore. Jared lives in a swanky place in Manhattan while his tenants live in moldy, rodent-infested apartments with collapsed ceilings, broken windows, and holes in the walls where calls to maintenance go unanswered for weeks. I used to live in…

Well this is nice but can we now work on putting Carolyn Bryant’s ass behind bars? I really don’t give two fucks how old she is.

Where’s all the outrage from the southern heritage folks who complain history of civil war memorials and whine when someone puts googly eyes on one of them...

Republican Danielle Stella, 31, launched her campaign for Omar’s Minnesota House seat in June—on an anti-crime platform

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

This is an arty-one. And it’s a bit fitting, given this story’s going up on Jezebel.

Time for something a wee bit more architectural. Hands up if you’ve ever heard of Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum? No? Didn’t think so. Well, Kelvingrove is one of Scotland’s best-loved museums (and mine too). And it unsurprisingly has it’s own urban legend.

Another one that I was thinking of whilst preparing breakfast (sausages, eggs, proper bacon and not that laminated shite you Americans seem to love, with toast)...

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! A thread I can contribute multiple stories to!

I do, however, have an urban legend from my birth location (lived there six months, it counts as a home town, yeah?) Anyway. So, this is a swampy area along the south-eastern seaboard of the U.S. A place not exactly friendly to locals, with roads overrun with sand blown off the coast and crabgrass, with roads overhung…

I’m pretty sure this person is a replicant asking you to explain how humor works, otherwise I don't know how they were intelligent enough to register a burner account and comment on the article.

.......There is truly no way to defend someone who thinks airports existed in the American Revolution.

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

I would rock those sneaks every day. Twice on Sundays. One million times tomorrow.

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

No his worst nightmare came in the form of his kryptonite, a woman that isn’t afraid of him and will call him on his bullshit. He has avoided her name for a reason, HE’S SCARED SHITLESS OF HER. From all accounts everyone is now terrified of this accomplished woman and they should be. To all the black folks on the…

To get from Blue Ball to Paradise, you must go through Intercourse. (Check the map if you don’t believe me; this is less than 90 minutes from where I live.)