So many of the tRump children look like taxidermied weasels!

My gods, yes. I will read those books.

I am usually pretty against parental alienation, but if your other parent is Donald Trump, I wouldn’t hold it against Marla Maples, you know?

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

I’ll never forget that thing we did at that place with the stuff.

She’s so young. I really hope that people can restrain themselves from going after her. It’s not her fault that her father is an evil demented narcissistic psychopath who personifies the dark triad and wants to rule the world like a comic book villain, and her mom is a soulless home wrecking gold digger. I’m giving…

He also married her because she got her ass knocked up. He has probably spent a lot of time thinking of Tiffany as what Marla used to blackmail him into marriage.

She didn’t meet her murdered elephant quota by the age of 7, so she is far from Donald’s favourite.

As someone who was estranged from her father until it was politically expedient for him to acknowledge me, absolutely. I get the feeling she’s spent her whole life just happening to share his last name (and enjoying whatever spoils come with that) but knowing full well she didn’t matter to him, until now - when they…

I find it incredibly telling that her popularity is of utmost importance to him.

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

Yeah, her writing has historically contained so many errors that the Times decided in 2005 that she needed her own individual copy editor to handle the Herculean task of double-checking all “facts.”

Ivanka’s comments basically boil down to “I don’t know her.”

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

Or, as John Oliver put it: “featuring all of Donald Trump’s favorite family members, and Tiffany.”

Anyone else feel like, really bad for her? I know’s she’s probably enjoyed fabulous wealth all her life but still.

“Maples, told the Times that Papa Trump would occasionally carry his youngest daughter about as he discussed business plans with electricians and carpenters.”

Oh Tiffany, darling, run, run away and never return(until after the election)! You still have a chance to save yourself from this disguising mess. You are still young and don’t entirely look like you are auditioning for an American Psycho reboot- don’t fall into the trap!

I don’t know but I for one would love a long form article about how Trump has been on drugs for 30 years. I am ready for this. Please, not-Gawker Media, make this happen for us.

We need to hypnotize a cop into thinking he’s an unarmed black man.