Selfie stick: formerly known as, a stick.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

The French would like a word.

I like TK, especially on radio. Sure he has his flaws like being a sports diva with thin skin and an elitist aura, but I like his view on sports. I don't always agree with him, but he does put his decades of sports experience to work. He doesn't engage in hyperbole and think that everything that occurs is the…

TLDR.

Buttcheeks. Louder than words.

...but you play one on TV?

A friend of mine did a rotation in a hospital here in Atlanta. She swears this is true. A guy came in with unexplained abdominal pain. After going through the normal troubleshooting and not getting any answers they did a CT scan. He had dozens of small oval objects throughout his digestive track. They finally got…

I used to pass out when I had a fever. One time I passed out and hit my head on a jug of water. I got a concussion.

Noooo, it's always funny! You never know what you'll find up there!

That is why you are an ER nurse and I am not.

No, it was always funny. The variety and weirdness of the inserted items, the stories they would tell, the attempts to try to get the items out - endlessly amusing. Like apple dude. We had to go to labor and delivery for forceps. So imagine this guy on all fours, with two women behind him, using forceps to try to…