I can see that being funny the first time.

Yeah, former ER nurse here, and can't think of anything hilarious that doesn't involve foreign bodies inserted in rectums.

When I was in elementary school I got my ears pierced for the first time. I wore studs and never changed them, and one day they seemed to have disappeared and couldn't be found anywhere. Upon closer inspection by my dad, he thought the earring had gotten stuck inside my ear, basically like my lobe had swallowed the…

We're going to be able to comment on sponsored posts now huh? This has potential for good times...

I was on vacation with my family and had just finished a snorkeling expedition. Throughout the 2-hour tour, I was surrounded by extremely large fish-like whales and screaming through my snorkel if one was a little too close for comfort. I guess the excitement was too much for my psyche, because as soon as I walked out…

one time my sister split open her eyebrow and my friend claimed she could see her skull

A buddy of mine is an EMT and his stories are more disgusting than hilarious.

Although @NHLFlyers does come off as boorish here, it's actually a fairly reasonable twitter account compared with the screaming of @NHLCAPS.

The world ends when you're dead.

The most recent?

FLAWLESS LADIES DONT PAY.

I went on a date in an awful thunderstorm. After him making me split the bill on the 1st date (a huge no no for me), I insisted we take the subway as it was cheaper and we didn't have to deal with finding a cab while getting soaked. My date told me he preferred cabs so we took one and he asked if I could drop him off…

"Zero."

Thousands of nerds immediately searched Football Manager hot prospects for Cão.

I think the reason for this one is pretty obvious.

and the clone of the clones