Selfie stick: formerly known as, a stick.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

The French would like a word.

I like TK, especially on radio. Sure he has his flaws like being a sports diva with thin skin and an elitist aura, but I like his view on sports. I don't always agree with him, but he does put his decades of sports experience to work. He doesn't engage in hyperbole and think that everything that occurs is the…

TLDR.

Buttcheeks. Louder than words.

...but you play one on TV?

I'm glad you are fine.

A friend of mine did a rotation in a hospital here in Atlanta. She swears this is true. A guy came in with unexplained abdominal pain. After going through the normal troubleshooting and not getting any answers they did a CT scan. He had dozens of small oval objects throughout his digestive track. They finally got…

One day when I was in grad school, in the middle of a shift, I found myself extremely short on breath, clutching at my chest in pain. Rushed to the ER, I discover my lung had collapsed (in medical terms they called it a pneumothorax).

I used to pass out when I had a fever. One time I passed out and hit my head on a jug of water. I got a concussion.

FUCK NO, there's hockey out the ass. Don't you want more hockey? Everybody loves hockey.

One night at my beach house, my brother was doing some night fishin', when he - surprise, surprise! - caught something. He left his fishing pole, and ran up to the house to grab a fishing knife. Apparently, he was in a hurry because he *foreshadowing* began running with said knife. On his way back down, something went…

Noooo, it's always funny! You never know what you'll find up there!

Ooh! This happened to me when I pierced my cartilage. It was beyond terrifying.

That is why you are an ER nurse and I am not.

No, it was always funny. The variety and weirdness of the inserted items, the stories they would tell, the attempts to try to get the items out - endlessly amusing. Like apple dude. We had to go to labor and delivery for forceps. So imagine this guy on all fours, with two women behind him, using forceps to try to…