I’d like to see some patterns, but I’m pretty sure I’d not wear that outside the house!

How many kids? Nothing kills sex drive like kids. Ugh. Love ‘em, but...

What percentage of black women voted? More than the GOP wanted, but less than the Dems needed.

Not angry, puzzled.

Why fuck this guy? You angry about this guy’s opinion? He’s not slamming anything or anyone. Jeez.

Pitt is one of Ocean’s 11.

Career? Hmmmm. Attention whore is a career? I guess it always has been.

Can the world get a restraining order against anyone even remotely related to this fucked up, attention-whore family? Please?

“12.9 kilometer” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

“She just doesn’t have that big explosion anymore...” Au contrair!

With Office 365, you get 1TB for $99/year (and Office for free, I suppose)

Every butt I’ve experienced is nearly impossible to insert something into accidentally!

And here I thought we were going to discuss Trump. I’m pleasantly surprised!

Nope. Cuz he’s a male.

Old fashioned plain doughnuts, skewered on a stick, roasted over an open flame, then drizzled with caramel sauce. Oooooooh, baby!

So the piece of soggy white bread is finally somewhat interesting? Hahahahaaaa!!!

Let’s talk about the band councils embezzling of millions of dollars of federal funds intended for the people, and instead goes to the enrichment of the chief and immediate family.

She didn’t have the benefit of the in-car view from Logano’s car, so I guess all she knew at the time was “that guy just wrecked me”. Seems like a logical reaction to me.

Oh gawd, you know what? So’s the background color of Jezebel. It all makes so much sense now!! :-D

Did the douchebag insist on killing the main course personally?