It’s amazing what you’ll settle for when you have low self esteem.

“nature calls, and I don’t have voicemail”

Supermotard?

Nope, don’t care, and would appreciate less coverage (or none, if possible).

Close. You duct tape a wadded-up offer letter to a bottle of Moosehead. Then you shake it up real good and gently, ever so carefully pry the cap off.

Oh, I’m not!

With the cost of houses in Vancouver literally going through the roof, I’m sure da choppa isn’t too expensive.

Nope. They blue it.

Where my wife works, the HR manager has a habit of getting drunk at work outings, kissing women employees, picking them up and dancing around with them, etc. No shock that nobody bothers with the HR department.

Maybe you should get hit by a car when you break the law. I hope there’s​ video.

Those two easily have the most punchable of faces.

It’s subtle as far as Trump goes. It’s all “relative”. (ugh)

Drunk luck. And that WAS cool.

🤣

Thanks Sherlock, glad you’re on the case!

Ol’ Chad looks like he’s got a decent surfer tan, so #NOTTHATWHITE

that’s one corny pun you popped on us

His wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

But it’ll take decades.

Right. How difficult is it really?