Because idiot.

Looks like a Hyundai at the back. High praise indeed.

Sorry, but all I see is Squidward.

You call always tell - just look for the guy with the knee down

John Lewis has a big brass vagina?

Who showers with their hair still in a pony tail?

Sounds like you have poor comprehension skills.

I thought he was running and fell down. I hear steroids make you angry, aggressive and lose your balance sometimes.

Cop is an asshole. News at 11.

Maybe Kim will give Kanye away on Twitter.

Douchebag attention whore talks like a douchebag attention whore. News at 11.

Cake and eat it too. You’re my kind of baker!

Let’s make America irate again!

Way less down force, way more tire/tyre and you’re getting closer.

That’s most definitely a feature, not a bug. Awesome.

If it’s a good album and he’s making bank, what does an increasingly irrelevant trophy get him?

Nope. Just give me a Tigers hat, Hawaiian shirt and a bitchin moustache and I’m set.

If you’d call her more often she’d know you better and could get you better gifts, you selfish little prick!

Do go on

United only breaks guitars.