You gotta get out more and maybe wash your Ronnie Lott jersey...

+10 Super Bowl Appearances

I have the utmost respect for your Mother despite her always telling me you were a bit slow...

Ahh, thanks for dragging out the haters. I came here to bask in the glow of their rage and taste the salt of their tears.

Oh ffs. It will end. Sooner than later.

I feel you - you’re right.

Yes, your cogent sentence has shown me the light....

You’re making my point ...

cry some more, cream puff

Sure, I’ll grant you it’s a “bro”saying - but, your Mother didn’t mind it while we were in a hot tub together...

Dude, Amen.

You know, I get that it’s good sport to crap on the Pats.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

Saying that isn’t exactly the truth. When something needs 60 votes to pass, you would have to have 60 members to HOLD it. When the numbers are 51 to 49, for all intents and purposes no one holds the Senate. Every time people use the “But Republicans hold the Senate...” argument, they show their ignorance of…

Well, that’s a simplistic argument, isn’t it.

Donald Trump and the GOP have attempted to to pin the blame for the shutdown on Democrats, most of whom voted against the spending bill because it does not contain protections for DACA recipients, among other things. It’s true that if they had collaborated with the GOP, the government would still be open. But let’s be…

I still want that Yugo.

I remember being in middle school and seeing one of these, black with red pinstriping and thinking it was the coolest car ever. Didn’t know what it was called. Didn’t know anything about it at all. I only knew it looked mean and had cool badges with castles and knights and stuff. (There were no castles or knights on…

When I was in HS a friend of mine had a late ‘80s Monte Carlo SS. I didn’t know too much about cars at the time but I knew that car was rad.